{"product_id":"heavy-sauce™-im-not-saying-humans-are-strange-but-they-slide-into-dms-and-never-reply-tee","title":"HEAVY SAUCE™ | I'm Not Saying Humans Are Strange — But They Slide Into DMs And Never Reply Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the joke. Own the room.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe alien is confused. We are too. The \u003cstrong\u003eStrange Humans Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e features our alien standing next to a dying plant with a watering can, absolutely baffled by human behavior — including talking to plants, forgetting to water them, and sliding into DMs with zero follow-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex \/ Regular\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 250 GSM 100% Ring-Spun Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality DTG full-front print on black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"HEAVY SAUCE","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51555821519143,"sku":null,"price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/zorg7.com\/products\/heavy-sauce%e2%84%a2-im-not-saying-humans-are-strange-but-they-slide-into-dms-and-never-reply-tee","provider":"ZORG-7","version":"1.0","type":"link"}