Alien Life

HEAVY SAUCE™ | The Universe Is Huge Yet I Still Can't Find My Keys Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | My Love Language Is Sending Weird Signals From Space Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I Wasn't Abducted. I Just Needed A Vacation From Earth. Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I'm Here To Observe Humans And Judge Their Dance Moves Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Warning: Alien Brain Operating On 3% Battery Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I Like My Humans Full Of Snacks And Low Drama Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | My Crush Said I'm Mysterious. I Have Three Stomachs. Still A Catch. Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Sorry I'm Late. My Spaceship Took The Scenic Route. Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I Don't Have An Attitude Problem. I Have A Different Planet. Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Earth Called. It Wants Its Weirdness Back. Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | My Horoscope Says I'm Out Of This World. Literally. Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I'm An Alien — Flirting With Humans Is Just Part Of My Research Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Zero Gravity Zero Worries Zero Idea What I'm Doing Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Beam Me Up — I've Seen Enough Drama For One Galaxy Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I'm Not Saying Humans Are Strange — But They Slide Into DMs And Never Reply Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | My Alien Superpower? Making Awkward Situations Even More Awkward Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | I Came In Peace But Stayed For The Pizza Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | My Spaceship Runs On Coffee And Bad Decisions Alien Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Earthlings Are Weird — They Invented Alarms Just To Ignore Them Tee

HEAVY SAUCE™ | Take Me To Your Snack Cupboard Alien Tee